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Friday, October 23, 2009

The Daily Opinion is gaining fans

So i was sitting around the ol' computer last night when a faithful Daily Opinion fan instant messaged me. (Yes the Daily Opinion is on Facebook. Join the group if you have not yet done so.) He began talking to me about not only his feelings on the Husker teams, (of current and past) but also his outlook on this state as a whole. I had to include some of his opinions as these are some original points of view that I have never heard before. Below are some exerpts of our conversation:

Loyal Daily Opinion Fan(LDOF):"btw, thank god you're a SMART husker fan. I myself have been a WVU fan since pre-1995 so imagine how much hell I went through growing up"

Daily Opinion(DO): "Oh man,..thats a sin here. Those were the glory days that most Husker fans think we are still living in."

LDOF: "Fuck that man, my mom's side of the family is from West Virginia the only ties to NE I have is my parents zip code, a high school reunion that I'll never attend, and Nebraska Wesleyan University...whose reunion i'll never attend as well."

DO: "lol, theres not much else it has to offer."

LDOF: "I guess I'll accept carhenge, but that's it"

DO: "What about chimney rock?"

LDOF: "That fucker will be weathered to a pile of sand in another 20 years

LDOF: "...and William Jennings Bryan is a piece of shit, but inherit the wind makes fun of him enough. Johnny Carson is dead. And David Letterman never visits his home office in Wahoo.

DO: "HAHA best point yet"

LDOF: "I think I might've covered it all in those few sentences. Oh, and Fuck Willa Cather"

DO: "Dont forget about tina brandon....and hillary swank who played her/his character in "Boys Don't Cry" was born in lincoln..."

LDOF: "Malcolm X moved away when he was 3 to become a pimp, later to be shot by his own followers. Gerald Ford is a pile of shit who keeps on falling on himself."

DO: "You sir know more about nebraska than most. What about Warren Buffet?"

LDOF: "Buffet claims he pulled himself up by his own boot straps
but he married into wealth. Peter Kiewit is an alright dude."

LDOF: I had no clue Hilary Swank was born in Lincoln. Shitty movies,... hot body, and buck teethed."

DO: "I'd hit it tho."

LDOF: "If you didn't i'd call you queer."

LDOF: "So, how does that go for summing up Nebraska?


Pretty pointless information. But I thought it was still good enough for a good laugh.

Keep posted and check back soon. The Daily Opinion will be back with more.

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