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Sunday, November 22, 2009

Facebook killed the blog star.....


Recently my facebook profile was shut down for unknown reasons. I contacted facebook questioning their intentions. Below is a transcript of our conversations...

ORIGINAL EMAIL

From: The Daily Opinion
To: The Facebook Team
Subject: Disabled

"Please reactivate my account. I did not break any rules. Yes I did not have my real last name due to my professional career and wanting to remain anonymous. This is not a crime. Please reactivate immediately."

1ST RESPONSE:


"Hi Daily Opinion,

After reviewing your situation, we have determined that you violated our Statement of Rights and Responsibilities. Please note that nudity and other sexually explicit content is not allowed on the site. Additionally, we do not allow users to send messages that are sexually suggestive, or that other users may find harassing in nature. We will not be able to reactivate your account for any reason. This decision is final.

Thanks for your understanding,

Marissa
User Operations
Facebook"

MY REPLY:(After a few margaritas and not thinking anyone would actually read it)

"From: Daily Opinion
To: The Facebook Team
Subject: Re: Disabled

Marissa, you are a ******* *** bag. I apologize that this conservative f***** nation cannot handle a single picture of a woman who was FULLY CLOTHED, but not wearing a brazier. This is complete f****** bulls***. Please tell me where the nudity was, as I am confident I never sent any harassing messages. I could give a rats a*** less, that you say that my account is deactivated permanently and that there is no way to reactivate it. You better find a ****** way you *****. you have caused me to lose many photos and messages from many acquaintances and family members. If you think your so god d***** powerful, prepare to deactivate many of my future profiles. I will continue to rebuild new profiles and plaster pornography all over them. Hell i might even post some of my own personal work. That way your stinking **** can deactivate my account for a good godd***** reason. You are so full of bull****. I hope you are making a good wage
over there at facebook inc. god i hope your husband doesn't beat your *** tonight since you made so much money today deactivating accounts you ****. By the way, you are welcome that my tax dollars pay for your nine illegitimate children. God knows no one with an education and a sense of self worth would work customer service at facebook. You re a *****. Actually, i might just make one more new profile, dedicated to your f****** b*********. I hate you. please immediately deactivate all of my accounts from yahoo, gmail, hotmail, roadrunner, and time warner unless you want a major influx of my own personal "explicit photos'. God youre a ****.


MARRISSA'S NEXT REPLY:

"Hi Daily Opinion,

Creating more than one Facebook account is a violation of our Statement of Rights and Responsibilities. Once your account has been disabled, you are no longer allowed to access the site. This includes registering a second account with this or any other email address. We apologize for any inconvenience, but this decision is final.

Thanks for your understanding,

Marissa
User Operations
Facebook"

My final correspondence:

"well I've already done it with 3 different email addresses. Seems that I got through you "Rights and Responsibilities" So suck it. Try and stop me."

Well, needless to say, I currently continue to have a facebook site. They have not deleted me yet. But I assume they will soon. Turns out Marissa is able to put up with a bunch of crap. Props to her for her professionalism. I have survived without facebook. It really isn't that bad at all. However I still do not agree with them deleting my account without any warning at all. I have lost my fanbase at this moment but the Daily Opinion will rebuild!

Thursday, November 5, 2009

There's Some Things Money Can't Buy, But a World Series Championship Isn't One of Them. For Everything Else, There's Mastecard.


Well, here we are, November 2009, and the Yankees have won their 27th World Championship. For anyone who didn't see this coming, please,...did you see how much money the Yankee's have spent on this team? Oh well, even though I hate the Yankees, because,....well,...they kind fall into that group of teams that if you're not a fan of them, you hate them. (See Notre Dame, USC, Patriots, etc) But I can't fault them for doing what they can to win the games that matter. If other teams could afford to do so, they would. Just wait till you see what an uncapped year in the NFL next year will do to a season. What I can't stand is the "die hard" Yankee fans that instantly came out of the woodwork last night? Who are these people? Where have they been for the past 8 years? I guess I just don't understand who these people are. I mean, these are people with no affiliation with New York City, or state. These are people who have probably not watched a single regular season game from start to finish, but probably watched the ESPN highlights each morning when they found out the Yankees made it to the World Series. Most of these individuals probably couldn't even name three starters on the team that didn't include A-Rod or Jeter. Today I was confronted by a coworker, (She will remain anonymous, and if she's reading this, please take it in stride) and she told me that she was upset last night about my calling out of the "out of the woodwork" Yankee fans. I asked her to answer a simple question, "Please name three of that starters last night." After a short pause, I got an unconfident ".....the......uh....pitcher." I asked, "Oh that guy on the big dirt hill? What was the starting pitchers name?" No answer. In all fairness, she did know the closing pitcher.

In short, Way to go Yankees on your 27th World Championship. I still hate you, but you might have taken second place to the impostors that claim to be your fans. They are more annoying than seeing you in the playoffs every year. Especially when my Cardinals struggle to make the playoffs and then fall apart on most occasions.

For my Douche-O-The-Day award today I recognize Derek Jeter for his comments after the game where he claimed that it's been so long since the Yankees have won a championship that he almost forgot what it feels like. Please, you have five championship rings now. I feel real bad for you.... Douche.

It was good to hear that the Yankee Manager Joe Girardi was kind enough to help a woman on his way home after she wrecked her car. I think I might have just kept driving if I had just a world series title. Not because I'm an asshole, but probably because I would be too wasted from all the champagne and wouldn' want to be on the scene when the cops arrived...

Way to go "Ultimate Yankee Fan" I'm happy for you,...really,...really,...okay I understand you have been a fan all your life,...ok,...I believe you...yes I can see your shirt,...it proves you are a fan,...yes,...okay...

Tuesday, November 3, 2009

Cats, or Small Dogs can be a B****!


So, as we have all heard, N. Suh received a ticket this weekend after swerving to miss a "cat or a small dog" and then totaled three other vehicles. You, would have thought he would have had a better excuse, but i guess the oldest one in the book is still around for a reason right?? He then blew a .035 BAC. Now, before I get everyone's panties in a bunch, let me say this. Yes, I know he is of legal age to drink. Yes, I know he was not over the legal limit to be driving. Yes, I know with a man of his size, .035 probably didn't impair him at all. Yes, I know the journal star said he handled himself very respectfully. But we have to ask ourselves. Is Bo sticking to his guns on this one by not allowing this to affect Suh's playing time? I mean, how many people has he kicked off the team for incidents not involving the law? Why should Suh be treated any different? Because he is an amazing player? Because he is probably the only reason many fans have not thrown in the towel this year? Because Bo is afraid of the backlash that Husker Nation would unleash upon him if he announced Suh had to sit, even for a quarter? Come on people, I'm not saying that Suh even deserves a punishment but Pelini has stated all along that he runs a tight ship, and Suh DID violate team rules. I have personally spoke with student athletes and people very close with the football team. I will keep those sources confidential, and you can choose to believe what you want, but the football player ARE NOT ALLOWED TO DRINK AND DRIVE. Even if they are still under the legal limit. This was a violation of team conduct and if you disagree, and believe they should be allowed to drink and drive....then I will end the conversation right there, because it's obvious it would not be an intelligent one. Anyways, like I said, I don't know if this even warrants a severe punishment, but where is the cut off? Does anyone remember why Cody Glenn or Quintin Castille were removed from the team? Anyone? Well, we know this much, the police weren't involved with them...If Bo is going to be a harsh disciplinarian, then he atleast needs to be consistent. I guess Zero tolerance doesn't mean much where you're a star player... Just my $0.02.

On to other news. Oklahoma comes to town this week. This one it too difficult to predict. The vegas line is at 6 points with Nebraska as the underdog at this time. Can we even score 6 points? Take away a blocked punt for a touchdown against a pathetic Baylor team, that game is 13-10 at the end. Lets not get started on the lass at ISU. We would be shocked if Oklahoma had the same result against those team. Nebraska and ISU are still not close in talent. Our Defense is good, but Oklahoma will still score. Our Offense is still our weak point and will struggle to find the endzone. But hey, maybe we'll get a few field goals? Then again, this game has a lot of emotion, and while that only affects a slim slim slim part of the game, sometimes it's enough. My prediction based as of now is 35-10 OU. I may adjust it later this week, but right now we just dont have the offense to be competitive.

How about a little fun? Here ya go.

Q: What do Oklahoma and pot have in common?
A: They both get smoked in bowls!

Q: Did you hear the story about the semi-truck carrying pigs that flipped
over on the University of Oklahoma campus?
A: The officials had to check ID's before letting any of the Sooners
cheerleaders back on board.

Q: Do you know why the University of Oklahoma football team should change its
name to the "Opossums"?
A: Because they play dead at home and get killed on the road.


Q: How many Oklahoma fans does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: One, but he gets 3 credits.

Q: How many Oklahoma cheerleaders does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: None, Oklahoma cheerleaders screw in pickup trucks.

One foggy night, a Nebraska fan and an Oklahoma fan were driving the opposite
directions on a road near Lincoln. While crossing a narrow bridge, they hit
each other head-on, mangling both cars.

The Oklahoma fan manages to climb out of his car and survey the damage. He
looks at his twisted car and says, "Man, I'm lucky to be alive!"

Likewise, the Cornhusker fan gets out of his car uninjured, he too feeling
fortunate to have survived.

The Oklahoma fan walks over to the Cornhusker fan and says, "Hey, man, I
think this is a sign that we should put away our petty differences and live
as friends instead of being rivals."

The Cornhusker fan thinks for a moment and says, "You know, you're absolutely
right! We should be friends. In fact, I'm going to see if something else
survived the wreck."

The Cornhusker fan then pops open his trunk and removes a full, undamaged
bottle of Jack Daniel's. He says to the Sooner fan, "I think this is another
sign - we should toast to our newfound friendship." The Sooner fan agrees and
grabs the bottle. After sucking down half of the bottle, the Sooner fan hands
it back to the Cornhusker fan and says, "Your turn!"

The Cornhusker fan calmly twists the cap back on the bottle, throws the rest
of the bottle over the bridge into the river and says, "Nah, I think I'll
just wait for the cops to show up."